So last week.

1. A pre-nup shoot
2. Fact known: Ratio of boys to girls; 1:4
3. Realizations that No. 3 is a sad truth.
4. Girls love girls.
5. Boys love boys.
6. When you intend to have a good time and you’re with 2 sweet couples and you possess the gift of being single and free, you’ll not get the kind of joy you want.
7. Being single can be bitter.
8. But I am more than happy with myself and my life.
9. Too much pizza can cause you headache.
10. People eat 3-day old chick.
11. Don’t put leftover food in your bag, ants can smell them.
12. Hydrate yourself.